Apr 2019 05

So, I’m on the streetcar.

Like, right now as I write this.

Every commuter’s worst nightmare just happened – a school trip just boarded. About 20 kids, probably around 10 years old. And they have surrounded me, and have the energy of a thousand curious puppies but with way less charm.

So naturally, I decide to talk to them.

Me: where are you all going for the day?

Girl: Queen’s Park!

Me: (exaggerated yawn) Sounds super exciting (exaggerated yawn).

KIDS ALL LOOK AT ME LIKE I’M NUTS

Me: Well, it’s not Canada’s Wonderland or anything. Am I rite?

KIDS ALL LOOK AT ME LIKE I’M NUTS

I’m putting on my headphones. I have officially become obsolete.

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