Jun 2020 25

An update on the tiny rodent that just showed up in my apartment during the pandemic.


For those who have been asking ,“Hey, Andrew. I know global upheaval is going on, but what ever happened to that mouse in your apartment?”, here’s an update.


She is a crafty one.

I have three humane traps set out (picture above) and she won’t go into any of them. They’re full of sunflower seeds – which I know she likes. But I’m being outsmarted.

Bold, sometimes she comes out from behind the kitchen cupboards where I know she hangs and she wanders around. And yes, when I’m in the kitchen, too. She doesn’t give a flying mouse fuck.

I’m kind of in love.

Doing my best to catch her and give her a life in High Park, but she’s not going for it still.

And yes, I refuse to kill her. Unless she starts chewing up my shit. Then all bets are off.

So right now, it seems I have a roommate.

Stay tuned. I’m gonna have to get all Wile E. Coyote on her soon.