Nov 2016 06

FujiTamale News, Toronto –

With the switch from Daylight Savings Time moving the clock back from 2 am to 1 am, friends gathered in a Toronto watering hole made the most of the extra time to keep discussing the upcoming US Election. Which they can’t vote in.

“Just cause I’m Canadian and can’t actually vote,” said one patron at The Black Horse Tavern on Bloor near Dovercourt, “doesn’t mean I can’t try to sway the opinion of everyone within my shouting voice who also can’t vote.”

Topics taking a backseat included Canada’s European Trade Deal this week, ‘Is Lori having more orgasms these days?’, and their friend moving to Tokyo next week which was the reason for the gathering to begin with.

The group dispersed at the new 2 am EST vowing to change their Facebook profile pictures to something about the election, or like I dunno maybe that pipeline thing in Dakota, to instigate real change in the world.