Couple reaches agreement on York St. to Gardiner to DVP route
Mar 2012 02

Fuji Tamale News, Toronto

Avoiding another expensive couples counselling session, Dwayne and Dana Jones of Ajax actually agreed on their route to navigate rush hour today. The couple who commute to and from their jobs in downtown Toronto have been teetering on ‘maybe possibly separating’ for months and Canada’s worst gridlock hasn’t helped the tension. Although Dana feels that counselling sessions have been helpful, Dwayne has privately expressed his desire to not spend more money on ‘that bitch that always takes her side’.

The consensus bodes well for the upcoming weekend activity of assembling a crib together.