Scary. _#halloween #?????#dystopia #CanadaVotes2019 #Toronto

When you trap a spider in the shower and search whether it’s a Black Widow, it doesn’t help to see all pictures of Scarlett Johansson.

_ #arachnid #fast #showersex

It’s not art. It’s mopping.
_#floor #Parkdale #sky#reflections

This is Hardy. If I was to believe in living multiple lives, Hardy has an interesting purpose this time around. He’s the lone pet in my dad’s seniors building. His job? Make lots of old people happy, comfort them as they leave this world, purr, and get fat. Get very, very fat. He’s slaying it.

_Yup, my dad is out of the hospital and back home. Escaped death yet again. Nine lives, indeed.

I hate when I’m still in Back to School #graffiti mode and someone goes and rushes out the Halloween stuff. _#Parkdale #slowyourroll and #thisisshit