Hi. I’m not gonna say much about this other than it will air during the Super Bowl. You should just watch and you decide…

Is it a) offensive and b) more importantly, just not a good lateral creative leap ?

You tell me, mon. I think I have to sleep on it.

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– Fuji Tamale Breaking News, Toronto Waterfront

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– Fuji Tamale Breaking News, San Pedro Sula, Honduras

A victory in Honduras today by our National Soccer team could pay big dividends for interest in the sport. “Enthusiasm for Canada’s soccer program would peak with a win”, says Dale Matheson, the 45 year-old curator of the Museum as he enjoyed a grilled cheese sandwich that his mom brought down.

Canada faces off against Honduras in CONCACAF World Cup qualifying match at 4 pm EST. Prayers for a hurricane wiping out the Honduras team have yet to be answered at press time.

– Fuji Tamale Breaking News, New York City

Canada’s Minister of Foreign Affairs sent scrambling after starting his speech with a well-worn line from standup comedy. “He seems to be recovering nicely,” said Basile Ikouebe, Minister of Foreign Affairs from the Congo as he left the auditorium to follow up on a “rumour of a remaining white 64 GB iPhone 5 somewhere in the East Village.”

John Baird continues his speech being delivered on the last day of the United Nations General Assembly 2012.

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– Fuji Tamale Breaking News, London

Similar to his controversial comments regarding fellow Triathlete Paula Findlay, saying her trainers must be held responsible for her last place finish in London, Simon Whitfield has pointed the finger at wheel-inventing cavemen for their part in his devastating crash this morning that removed him from Olympic competition.

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